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• John McCain MySpace Prank makes Seattle 11pm News (VIdeo)

  Thu Mar 29, 2007
  • Listening to the serious female voiceover with "...two passionate females..." is the single funniest thing I've experienced all year.

• Brownback Moves Toward White House Bid

  Mon Dec 4, 2006
  • Laughed so hard I had Mountain Dew out my nose and folks pearing into my cube. I'd vote for him just for his mad presentation skills.

• Kansas Republican Eyes Presidential Bid

  Mon Nov 20, 2006
  • I'm frankly more worried that Mr. Loser Kline pursuing any further political ambitions now that he's been unseated as our scary mofo attorney general.

• Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

  Wed Nov 29, 2006
  • No, no, no... you need to make your way to the Smokestack. Jack just took his dad's recipes and Johnson County-ized them - the sauce is all wrong, the ribs are off, and good god the beans are different (awesome, yes - just not as good).

• Google Snatches Up YouTube for $1.65B

  Mon Oct 9, 2006
  • As good a time as any to bring up EPIC 2014. I'd say we're on track, 'course by then it will be Googlatubazonivinebay.

• No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really

  Wed Aug 23, 2006
  • Has to be a simple case of his middle-eastern dialect getting the better of him. The letter P probably comes off sounding like a B. So "pump" sounds something like "bum." Meanwhile... half? Really? I must have been missing out all this time.

• Congressman Jokes About Cocaine on TV

  Mon Jul 24, 2006
  • "Openly left-handed." Best ironic question of all time.

• Producer Jon Peters Wants Ex-Wife Evicted

  Wed Jul 19, 2006
  • "The ex-wife is the fiercest creature in the animal kingdom." (Points to anyone that gets this reference).